{"id":338,"date":"2009-10-19T15:55:09","date_gmt":"2009-10-19T20:55:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dougandruth.com\/blog\/?p=338"},"modified":"2014-04-17T11:08:35","modified_gmt":"2014-04-17T16:08:35","slug":"gigantic-floating-eyeballs-part-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/localhost\/blog\/gigantic-floating-eyeballs-part-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Gigantic Floating Eyeballs, Part 2"},"content":{"rendered":"

When the people in Maine told me the acrylic domes had shipped, they left out two important details: They were made in Canada and were being shipped to<\/em> Maine not from<\/em> Maine. Yes, the people in Maine outsourced their acrylic forming. This apparently leaves Maine with potatoes and tourism as their only economic engines.<\/p>\n

When will I receive them? Soon, they say. Being more specific might somehow break the Ch’i.<\/p>\n

I can’t blame all my problems on Canada as so many have tried. It turns out that the minimum distance needed to focus the video projector is about 10 feet. The roof on which this sitting is only 8 feet deep. That would be two feet too long.<\/p>\n

Before I describe the solution, please allow me to stress the importance of testing the viability of your ideas, especially things designed on the back of a napkin or, in this case, the back of a bar napkin.<\/p>\n

I could have checked the focal length at any time in the last four months, but I assumed that because the projector’s specifications said “5 feet” that meant “5 feet the way you are using it.” You really can’t assume anything… except for an incredulous look\u00a0 from your wife when you suggest a run down to Staples to drop $1200 on a new projector.<\/p>\n

The solution: A Mirror<\/p>\n \n\t\t